It has been brought to my attention that gratuitous use of "bad langugage" as deemed by the Oxford English Dictionary may result in termination of my blog. Knowing full well that I am about to embark on a long, hard, alcohol fuelled week of poker which will in no doubt result in many drunken bad beat rants. I have decided as of today that all my drunken expletives shall be translated into Jamaican Patios henceforth drawing from my most enjoyable squating experieces around London.
But a wha di rass? Bumboclaat! Dutty eediat fassyholes. Fyah fi yu! Guh labbajuice yu gal! Jinnal licky-licky pussyclaat. Nah ramp wid mi! Gunkona.
With this in mind I've decided to put $20 into Crpyto. Still havent made my bonus yet and get 40% rake back if I can double my rake in the next few days. How hard can that be?
Gonna multi table cash, 4 tables with $5 on each. Hopefully this will stop my drunken moves getting out of hand. At least I'll probably get too confused to play weak hand. Amitiville check fold city here I come!
South West Side AIII!
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