4HandShandy

(tune of the day: No tune of the day coz I been away for ages so just a link to UK bass radio. They drop it 24/7. Dont know nuffing bout the bart chakar band but 2HandShandy is gona rince it 4HandJulie style AIII!)

Hope all me bloggin bridrins is doin ok. Aint been on da net for a while but did have de chance to see dat Amatay won de Britay Bloggamentalay. Well done mate!!!

As with dat I aint played no poker. Decided against playin $5/$10 with all I had to my name, and cashed out £200. I aint gona see dat shit coz I is 2 g's in da red wiv dose slags but wen I go bankrupt I fink dat will run in me favour. Dat left me with $17 in Blu and I had $15 rakeback in Crypto. De offee was gona open in 25 mins so I didnt wanna do no heavy mtt and against my religion I played some thunderstorm 6 seaters ($2 jobbies, back to earth eh?). Came 2nd,2nd,1st. and I is now on $22.50 free me efforts. (loving de uk bass radio ryt now, hope it loads up for u guys)

Had to stop playing pokes wen I ran out of backy after a hard night at work and only 1/4 pint of Cyder left. Broke into me penny jar and counted out £6 in sherapnal. I knew dey wouldnt take it at de offee so took it in a bag to cash at de bank but tried me card 1st. Bought 3 litres of de good stuff and an once of baccy, and would u adam an eve it me card cleared it. Yes Yes. So got booze and baccy now and is gona catch up wid all me bloggin bredrins now. Hope u has all bin doin ok. Especially I is checkin in on de man like Yorkie Pud who I now know was takin de piss wen he asked me if I drive a combine harvestor. lol

(post post edit. I'm goin well offf de plot now) When I went to India I went to stay with a friends familly right out in the countryside. They took me for a ride (6 of us) on a tractor across some of his Uncles maze fields which went on as far as your bloodshot eyes can see. We got out to this place miillions of miles into the middle of nowhere and its all flat; to have a smoke. You can see as far as you can see in every direction and it was all his land. He asked me in Punjabi if I could drive a tractor. My mate translerated and I told him: "Mate I grew up in da WestCountry and de first thing I learnt to drive was a tractor!" (wen I was 11) He let me drive dis antique tractor all da way back to da village (6 people clinging on for dair lives) and I hit da village. I drove it right thru dem ricketty lanes past people compacting cowpats for a living, and they couldnt believe wot they were seeing. They had never seen a white man before. When they finally did, he was driving a tractor! Put It In Cyder. SouthWestSide AIII!"!!!!!!

Hittin de tabs in a mo 2 so wish me luck.

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Forgot to mention dis! Got fucking wankered down the pub de uvva night but big world comes small. Bumped into a gezza who knows lots of me crew from London (proven fact) and he's a Lanson bey. He was tellin me bout his best mate who plays $5/$10 and lives in Lanson. Low an behold he turned up. I was chattinin all poker related shit to him and while playing pool (he beat me da slag) but he also told me a veryy valid piace of info mation. HE GETS RAKEBACK ON BLUESQUARE BOYS!!!! Maybe I'm a bit behind on the times but I didnt think that was possible. He told me the site but I was wasted and dont know wot de fuck it was. I aint dat stupid tho coz I got his email adddee and I should be getting da details later. Not dat I give a fuck coz I cant put any money back into dat site for at least a year, but I know it will help out some of me bredrins. I'll emaily it as soon as I get it.(obviously u need a knew acc to do it tho)

Another hot tip I got was from my mate in da U S of A. He aint been able to play poker coz his server shuts down even sites that accept yankie slag muffins ( no offence m8). He's found a site that he can play on by putting his money through Western Union. They give u a password for your money and you can play. I do believe I have found a way over the bankruptcy fence. Get In There!!! (or over it at least)