So Lonely With Out $$$

(tune of the night "Newskool Retaliation" by Enticer)

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Shout out to Cadmunkey for updating his blog at my request. You can pick a tune of the day if you want mate, long as I got it in my bag lol. Good to hear from you mate and glad you made a profit.

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Went round the ol'dears for a curry tonight (man it was hot) and God Bless 'Er she had a bottle of Frosty Jacks in the fridge for me. I am not worthy.

Got home and checked my Crypto acc. for a laugh and found out that I had already cashed my $20 bonus. Must have been well wasted last week to not notice that. lmao. SWEET!

Kept to my plan of double and up but made the mistake of starting on NL$25 and not NL£25 which is where I have been getting paid off lately. Jesus Christ I should have listened to Cadmunkey. Those fukkers call and raise with anything! Stuck to my guns tho anyway and waited for a monster, watching fat pots go down with 92o vs 24s vs A2o etc. and was just glad to be creaming rakeback pennies for tomoro. My plan was to sit down with half max buyin at every level so if it all went wrong I could start again. I know this is well fishy but I've noticed people dont respect your ability or cash flow if you dont have max buyin (a strategy I should only use on higher stakes coz these cunts dont give a fuck!)

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Got my stack up to $18 and should have moved up here really. This crazy mo fo kept raising up with f all and I thought I could nail him for a double up. QQ on a J high flop and I reraise him allin on his $1.25 bet into a $3 pot. He calls with Ax and hits on the river. SLAG!

Next half buyin was even worse and got dicked by some serious bad luck. Oh well thats low stakes I guess. I would have been better off doing the lot in a slot machine. My odds on a win were a lot higher.

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Totally skint now and my bank acc. is still frozen so no more play till 2moz. Its well shit being a night worker when its 1am, all my mates who are usually around through the early hours have pulled birds for the night, and I aint got no more money for poker. I need me a biatch!

Put my poker skills (lol) to work in a different way today. I'm about £450 over my od limit with my bank and they froze my acc. and have been trying to call me to give me abuse:

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Dealing Cards: Bank raises 3 calls on my mobile and I fold each time. Bank raises a call on my landline (dont know how they found that), and I raise (answer). Bank must be holding something big coz he puts in a closeout bet of "You are massively overdrawn and you must pay by tomoro". Now I'm sitting with pocket KKs and decide to slow play call with "Really, I knew there was a problem with my wages last week but..."

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Flop comes xxx. Bank makes it "If you dont pay us by tomoro its out of our hands" Now I know he's got bullets but I reraise with "Thats bang out of order you guys made the mistake with my rent money in the first place" He calls "I'll have to consult my line manager please wait a moment.

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Turn x. He checks with "I'm very sorry sir it does seem we were not supposed to have charged you" I check with "Hmmm".

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River x. He makes it "But you are still over you limit even without our mistake". I reraise with "It was your fault and my wages will cover it (like fuck) later in the week" He rereaises with "Your wages wont cover it and your acc. will remain frozen until we repay our mistake(fukkin slag! that means I cant even get my wages)" I reraise allin with "I will be using my card to get my wages otherwise I will contact the banking ombotsmon to file an official complaint!". He thinks for ages (talking to his boss) and folds with "Ok sorry sir we have extended your od facilatay to accomodate" Get In There! Bluffed a £450 pot! Little did he know I would have cheated anyway with Aces up my sleve "Bankrupcy". I'll save them for next weeks game. LOL

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Put It In Cyder!!!