It's Official: I am dumber than I look!

(tune of the day: really need to chill out after a hard night at work so here's a nice little Old Skool set by DJ Flipside. If you dont have RealPlayer just exit the sign up rubbish and it should load anyway. Enjoy.)

I'm absolutely crushed at the mo. My £100 to £500 plan was complete anihilation. I'm so gutted right now I nearly didn't do this post.

First things first. A big Happy 30th Birthday shout goes out to my mate Bars! Hope you had a good one mate (not sure if you read this but I'm sure Romper can pass it on).

I missed the party last night and thats the main reason I'm so gutted right now. After rincing my £100 I had no choice but to go to work lastnight. Gutted!

#Heres what happened: Totally wasted as ever so only single tabling 25p/50p. Lost my 1st £25 real quick to a suckout and reloaded. Got that £25 up to £80 after about 2hours playing the same people for a change. I know I should have left the table then but my Drunken logic told me I needed £100 to call it a double up. Unfortunlatly I'm just coming up to the 6litre mark and something must have twisted my brain. I started telling all these cats that I was a pro and had won a WSOP braclet (lol) and the only reason I was playing these stakes was to teach a mate how to rince fishees. ffs! Anyway I got clocked str8 away for being a drunkad allin bluffer and some guy was actually cussing me for talking cod shit. So when I got cowboys I decided to cashin on my codshit with a preflop jam. Got called by A8s who caught the A on the flop and I couldnt find the K. Lost an £88 pot on that one. I chilled for a bit and started hitting out with A rag and got out kickered each time.

Now any skill that I was playing with went totally out the window coz I was looking for a quick fix. Not to be. Rinced my whole stack in about half an hour. Yes its true, I actually am dumber than I look.

So ok, it teknically wasn't actually my money that I was playing with coz the bank was stupid enough to extend my od limit, but thats not the point. I really did need to win enough money to pay for my busto. So now I'm back to skid row and couldnt afford to call in sick to go to my mates party. All night I've been cussing my self. Couldnt even get a fone call through to my mate. I'm such a looser sometimes. Feeling a bit better now coz I've got one pint of Cyder left but I've still got a lot of stuff to sort out b4 I go bust. Told myself I wouldnt be playing anymore poker and this was gona be my last post for the month, and I was gona give up drinking, but we all know that aint true. Even if they do cancel my internet connection I can still hook it up through someone else and get them to load up my poker account for me cash. You cant keep this Drunk man down!

Probly wont be playing Crypto for a while but will deff be sticking the odd fiver into BluSq.

GG GL and Put It In Cyder!!!