Tuesday, 8 May 2007

DrunkenMonk's Five Beer Plan





(tune of the day: this ones by Ronin: "Speedchump". Funky little b boy stlye number. Really good for the earlier hours and has a wicked guitar riff. I like it anywayz. Pic is of some guy named Stalin. He thought hee had a plan!)

Ahh, finished work for another week. Only had to work two days this week. Life is goood. Gotta do four in a row to make up for it next week tho. Thats gona sting worse than a 2HandShandy after a curry sesh.

Right the "Five Beer Plan". Basically my funds are at an all time low and I really need to sort this out coz my mate is coming over this arvo to get mashed and I aint seen her since last summer. Gota get hold of some more booze and that'll be a lot easier if I can fall back on a poker wedge later in the week. (I should really do the weekly washing up and take a bath before she comes too :-)

The plan is, I'm not gona drink more than 5 pints of Cyder b4 midday. Gona put £5 into BluSq and play a $5 sng. If I cash I keep playin the $5s till I double, then move up to the $10s. If I dont cash in the 1st then I move down a bit. Will have to switch on my "shot away loon detector" (you get a lot of them at 7am) to take down some big early pots and cruise from there.

£5 to £50 is my aim for the day, and no matter what happens I'm not playing cash till next week. (well Thursday anyway).

Oh yeah, it was brought to my attention that one or two of my familly members might have found out about my secret drinking/gambling blog. I have 3 things to say about this:

Firstly, Was it you who said "Try sobering up a bit you f##king looser"?

Secondly, How do you know its me anyway. Someone could have been winding you up.

Thirdly, Yes I am proud of myself!

Fourthly, Mum if its you reading. Remember I luv ya! (God bless 'er she's lovely)

Oh and Fithly, My New Years resolution this year was to drunkenly rant at people as often as possible, and for the first time ever I might actually be sticking to it. Something I gota thank the internet for. Previously my drunken rants were only heard by the odd random passer by outside the offee. Now I can embarass myself on a global scale! Power to the drinker!

Good luck me bredrins and always Put It In Cider!!!

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