Mo Drunkeness

Been up for over 36 hours so far and I is well wasted. Had a familly doo so got the night off work. Downed a shed load of booze, got home and ofcourse had to play some poker.

Put £10 into BluSq. Played a $10 freezout but admit I did play like a total donk and busted in 244th.

Had $8.46 left so put it into 10c/20c. Took down a $15 pot with KK in sb after 5x80c raises so jammed. All fold except QQ. Ace hit on the river and I know some of dem was gutted they never called. Not long after that I reraised a reraise to $1.25 with 910s. Dude with AA flat called, silly boy. I flopped a str8 and jammed. 2 callers with AA and AJ. They didnt hit and I took down a $39.90 pot. Nice. Now a win a few more hands after getting some insults and I'm on $46.50

My aim is to leave when I hit $50.

Missed a few draws and was down to $29 ish. Then I must have totally lost it *(once again).

Got 7s5s and raise to $1. One caller who has me covered. Flop A53 2spades. He raises to $2 and I decide my draw (roughly 50% chance of hitting I reckoned drunkenly). Too drunk to count so jam. He has AK and I dont hit anything and Monk Off the lot. Stupid stupid play I know but I is well wankered and thats the way I roll. If I had hit I would have had enough to leave with comfortably but now I'm considering putting another tenner in. Not sure tho coz I blew a lot down the pub and have a massive hangover and cider is running low.

Might post post later.

Put It In Cyder!!!!!

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BOOOO! realized I had no food so kept playin. Now realized I is well too wasted to be playin drafts let alone poker and I av run out of Cyder. Propper gutted right know. Was £10 up but is now £20 down. Bugger! Might have to change address so I dont get banged up for council tax evasion. Sheeeeeeeeet!

Good luck folks. Keep It In Cyder If U Can