Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Fuk Fukedy Fuk Fuk Fuk!

This post hast gota be quick coz I'm so fucking pissed off I cant fucking belive it. FUCKING BOLLACKS CUNT FUCK!!!!!!!
The 5 beer plan went str8 out the window when a m8 of mine showed up b4 I had even started playing. It turned into the 10 beer plan and it was goin amazingly well for a mo.
Jesus H I'm so gutted now.
FUCKING BOLLACKS!!!!!!!!
Played two sngs. Cashed in the first, busted in the second then said fuckit I'm playing cash.
Made it up to $35 on the first buyin. But busted it!
Next buyin, made it up to $45 but couldnt leave. Fucking hell! Made my first str8 flush in a cash game today for a massive pot. Caught top full house next hand for another massive pot against A high flush, but for some stupid reason I couldnt leave while I was ahead and busted the fucking lot!
Put another £5 in. £20 down at the time cnt afford.Caught another str8 flush would you fucking believe to put me back into profit, but still I couldn't leave. Fucking bollacks! Blew de whole shebang, put another £5 in and lost that very quickly on tilt. £25 down now and fucking skint! Fucking bollacks I hate this fucking shit and I am so fucking pissed off I cant believe it. Twice now I could have left on a profit but I fukked da fukking lot. FUCKING TIT WANK!!!!!

BOLLOCKS!!!!

4 comments:

GWC said...

I reckon you maybe tilting...
;-P

Kenn said...

did you get any of it back mate??

you got to move off the table once you dbl up bro. thats what i do now, i play on the $200 tables and once i hit anything from around $350 up i move off and start again on another table

The only time i would hang around is if the guys were just that easy

DrunkenMonk said...

Thanx Cadmunkey, Yes I was tilting big time and I'm really glad I stopped playing.

Kenn,
Cheers m8! I think you've actually sussed out my major problem. When I double or tripple I have to leave. This is something I never do and I alwayays end up busting the lot.
When I busted 1st time I went to a different table and made it str8 back. I did this twice, but the last time I went back to the same table and they all knew I was on tilt so none of my bluffs worked.
Thanks for the advice man!

DrunkenMonk said...

btw I have nothing now :-(
but my wkd dreadlock raving mate from Bideford (Devon) should be coming round soon and the sun always shine when she's on board.
Actually bollocks its nearly 5pm. Bugger I dont think she's coming. Oh shit, I aint even got her phone number! Fuck this day is starting to get baaad!

Good luck to you's tho anywayz!