2HandShandy Strikes Back! (plus pps)

(tune of the day: Intolerence by ElyMuff. Wair are you m8?)

Asboslutely gutted! No main Teknival event this year due to too much rig confiscation at the last one. Fucking Pigs! We're not hurting anyone you slags! And they wonder why there's so much violence when they show up with pepper spray. Fucking cunts I fucking hate 'em. There's still two fat parties going on right now but I couldnt make it to either :-(

Did the sng thing but was well wasted. Won the first but busted the rest and polished off my last £20 on cash.

Had a phone call from the bank yesterday, probly trying to find out why I am so much over my limit. I told them I was Paul's lodger and Paul is on holiday for two weeks. They said they would send me a letter. So #### #### ########## ## #### ## ######. In a $10 freezout at the mo and I'm chip leader atm. Asboslutely rincing these fishees!

Will post post later.

Put It In Cyder!!!!

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Just read Amatay's blog. V funny m8, as always. Not sure what site he's into but if you wanna find good free porn go to myfreepaysite.com you have to give them an email addee to get a password but you dont get sent no shit and there's no viruses.

Just got dealt pocket 4s three time in a row and couldn't find a set. Next hand pocket 3's and I caught a 3 on the K high flop. Some prick went allin with K4 (no 4 on the board) and I took the slag out! lol

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Got fucked off playing tournies. Put $20 into a $5 rebuy. My KK got busted twice. The first one really hurt. I min raised preflop and got put allin by two slags. The first one had QJo and busted, the second slag had 34o and caught a fucking str8! ffs. Not sure if I tilted or not but had to leave when my KK ran into bullets allin preflop.

So I sat down for some cash action $0.50/$1 and lost $40. #### ### ####### #### ######## ## #### wank and stuck it in Blu. Sat down at $1/$2 and just took down a $150 pot when my 44 caught a set and the dude couldnt fold aces. Left that table and I is in another rebuy. $3 this time. Very drunk so taking it easy and listening to some gabba for a change. lol

btw busted out in 37th in the ~$10 fo. 495 runners, paid to 30. Damn shame. Didnt actually realise how close I was to the bubble. Should have played a little tighter. In 3rd place in the $3 rebuy atm. 799 runners this will be a battle. Wish me luck!

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Busted 106th. Getting pissed off with tourneys again. Might try ###### ##### ## ##### #####(just fo fun). If it does I'm having a good old fashioned 2HandyShandy. Fukkit I'm gonna try for a grand!

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Solidely sick!!! Asbofukking lootley off my tits right now but manaheged to take down a $212 pot on $1/$2. Also, ######## ######## ########### ###### #### #####. Not quite ready for a wank yet coz I has got 3 litres of Cyder and plenty of poker to play. I really cant believe how much better the standard of play is at $1/$2. These cunts will fold anything! LMFAO!!!!!

• Bollocks! Might have to stop playing poker and cash my BluSq money. Got the fucking fraud squad on my ass now. FUCK!!!! Sometimes my Drunken activities really do make me want to shit myself! lol