NOW I AM THE MASTER

Woh, its been a long time since I hit blog land. I've been away learning the true power of the Dark side. Aint even booted up me computer for weeks. Hope all me bredrins has been rincin those bitches. Will try catch up wiv u allz over the next few days. Thanks for all the comments on me last post. And cheers for the message Pud, if you still readin. I'll give you a call soon mate.

Here's what happened: Managed to get my final roll up to $80 on Crypto and BlueSq. Got pissed up one night and a mate came round and asked me if he could play on my account if he gave me the cash. Knowing full well that I cant deposit or withdraw I drunkenly agreed. Big mistake. The dude rinced out both my accounts in about 30 minutes and gave me the cash. Woke up in the morning and realized I cant play online poker anymore. This pissed me off so much I couldnt even bring myself to log on to the net. I've just spent the last two hours reading all my email.

Anyway I'm not beaten that easy. Made the final table again in the local pub tourney and have started hosting my own home games. Had four people round last week for a late night sesh. It was well little league tho. I realized I had busted all me cash on the piss the night before. When everyone came round I only had 80p to my name, so I told them tonight is an 80p rebuy. LOL Everyone fort it was a good idea, 80p buys 5000 chips, standard structure. Winner takes all. Nuff rebuys went in as well. Lost count how many times my mate Phill bought in. He was wasted and kept using his favourite fraze "I fink ur bluffin, I'm all in". Yeah ok, nice read mate, but your not knocking me off that pot when I've got everyone covered 3 times over. And, oh yeah, I was bluffing, but my J high still beats your 9 high 3 kicker. lmfao.

It was good fun and I won. Cant remeber how much exactly but it was a tidy sum for an 80p stake.

Goin bankrupt tomoro so should hopefully be back online poking soon.

Take it easy folks, GL, and

Put It In Cyder!!!! (offee opens in 7 minutes YES YES!)

Still here just

Not much to say except (Ive got a rizzla stuck too my foot and...) checkout me bredrins blog http://rompersblog.blogspot.com/ Dis geeza is well wkd at poker and is my poker Selassie! His blog aint as good lookin as me or mine but checkout what he writes. This dude fucking KNOWS how to plat poker! Emperor Selassie! Check it out. Ruspec

And Put It In Cyder!!!!

Possibly me last post for a bit!

Tune of the Month: Loveyoulongtime by the almighty Ely Muff

Dis could well be me last post for a week or 3 me bloggin bredrins. Me internet myt be getting cut off today coz the cunts wont do a quarterly bill. I told em I aint got a bank acc. no more and the stupid bitch said its ok coz I can pay by cheque. Sillly girl. Maybe they accept postal orders but I doubt it. If sky can do me a quarterly bill I'm goin wiv dem, if not I gotta open a temporary bank acc just to get online. Still not properly bankrupt yet.

One thing you'll know if you've ever had trouble with the banks is dat they leave you 10 to 15 automated messages everyday. And I just received a very disturbing automated text/voicemail in the form of a female robot voice. It said something along the lines of "Hello cunt! This is Yorkshire Pudding. I am totally off my tits!" LMFAO PUD!!!

I was totally off my bonce on Friday as well. Blew shed loads of cash and didnt actually go anywhere. lol. Get ur arse down to Cornwall Pud. We'll go on tour and mashup de place AIII.

Unfortunately 2 weeks in a row I was too hammered (without shades) to get into my local for a live game. Gutted about that one coz it was the last week ever that you can smoke a ciggy at the table. :-(

Will have to break out the nicotine patches for next week. Yeah, like fuck! I'll be waiting outside for the cunts and get em all round my place for a proppa game.

Fuck pubs dat dont let you smoke. I'll never set foot in one again!!! Fucking Slags!

Not much poker at all lately. Been getting too shit faced. Did play a bit on the fishee 15c/25c on Crypto. Made $20 then lost $40 an hour later when the Scrumpy kicked in. Sod it. Cant draw it out anyway. Gonna be doin a lot more live games now with me new found poker buds. Might have to update this blog from the library tho. We'll see.

Take it easy me bredrins and good luck on the tables.

Put It In Cyder! AIIIII