Wednesday, 21 February 2007

The Story So Far

Ok. Welcome to my blog.

I've been playing poker online now for nearly 8 months and in that time my game has come on a long way. I have a job that I hate, but only work 3 nights a week so this gives me the rest of the week to get drunk and play poker. I'm basically trying to win enough money at the table so I can quit my deadend, lifesucking, sole destroying job.
Before you say it. Yes, I know, playing poker and drinking is the equivalent to drinking and driving. Unfortunaltely alcohol is a medical requirement for my system. Thats just the way it is. Saying that, I am a really solid player at the tables when I miss the offee, but it takes me ages to settle down and I go mental when I get bad beats. Have to stop playing for hours.
Anyway, I have had some success while playing under the infuence. Made the final table 5times in a row playing the 180seat $20 on Stars. Could have won the last one. Was chip leader by far,had at least 40% of chips on table but by then I was so drunk I thought my JJ was good for a re-reraise pre flop againgst de one guy who could do me damage on da table. Allin shows JJ vs AA with no spike for me. Dat pritty much knocked me out. Crapshoot after dat.

Other sites. On Blusquare I'm fairly good with the $8 mtts. Often make the final table on dat one for some easy money. My trouble is, I den go and blow it all on a cash game. Need to tighten right up in that area. I can start with $25 on $0.15/$0.25 play for hours and turn it into $100. I was $200 up on crypto the other day. By then I was well wasted so I stepped it up a couple notches. $1/$2 I think, and blew my whole stack on one hand. Wot an idiot eh!!!
Well I've had some time to think about that now, plus the 90 bucks I blew lastnyt on cash (started with $60 mind) and I've drawn up a list of the only hands I'm allowed to play once I pass the 3ltr (of cider) mark. These are: AA KK and AKs. Hopefully this will stand me in good stead. Althought it would be better if I could just switch off de pc at dis point.

To some it all up. The main aim of this blog (apart from the above) is to stop me going on drunken brain twisting full tilt, that I often do. As long as I know there could be a couple of people reading this and gettin ready to cuss down my stupid drunken moves at de tables, I should be able to keep tilt under wraps.
Anyway, I've been freerolin all day and I've just got paid now so I'm off to da offee and den back for a good 12 hour session on da tables.

Enlightenment and Peace. Da West is Da Best!!! AIII

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why dont you give any readers your users names on poka sites so we can kick your alcohol fuelled arse

Anonymous said...

Paul, stop drinking! you will lose!

DrunkenMonk said...

Thanx for your comments folks. Much apprecciated.

DrunkenMonk said...

As for the above. Why dont you give me your name? Send me an email of ur username and I'll go heads up with you.